My son has just issued me with his first invoice. I'm so proud.
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A close friend bought his daugter a new car (£12,000), paid for her university, (no loans) bought her a new laptop and he asked her to help move some stuff out the garage. She replied "How much will you pay me?"Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I hope she then took the money and hired an immigrant to do the work instead.Originally posted by Paddy View PostComment
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My baby's 21st today... gosh I feel old...Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magicComment
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Bought mine a car today.
2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!Comment
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I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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2k for insurance!!!!Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
That's the problem these days. Too much money for youngsters. Bet you paid that didn't you as opposed to them earning it!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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