One of those parental milestones

[mudskipper]

I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.

Excellent - does it really suck? Mine had a toy hoover that did actually pick up stuff. Win-win.

[MarillionFan]

I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.

A vacuum cleaner. Buy him a gun or a sword, you don't want to confuse him. That's how
Wilmslow started!

[MaryPoppins]

Excellent - does it really suck? Mine had a toy hoover that did actually pick up stuff. Win-win.

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

Still annoyed the DNA match come
back negative. Did you narrow it down in the end?

[mudskipper]

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

Blimey - didn't know he was a contender!

[MaryPoppins]

Blimey - didn't know he was a contender!

Contender is pushing it

[thunderlizard]

My baby's 21st today

Commiserations: yet still, a more intensive training programme, and maybe some protein supplements slipped into the Cow&Gate, could result in a podium finish one day.

[Chaffinch]

Commiserations: yet still, a more intensive training programme, and maybe some protein supplements slipped into the Cow&Gate, could result in a podium finish one day.

Hahaha, clever AND funny

[lukemg]

First day at big school for my lad today, I expect he will be very chilled about this, unlike the rest of us....

[NotAllThere]

First asbo?

No. First invoice. Do you need new glasses?

He teaches piano to various students, including his younger sister. We've agreed to pay him the same rate he charges his other students. He's set himself up now as a sole trader, and started issuing invoices. What contracting parent wouldn't be proud of that?

Now I'll teach him about dunning processes.