Reply to: One of those parental milestones

[NotAllThere]

And the rent of the pianos, wear and tear on pedals...

[administrator]

No. First invoice. Do you need new glasses?

He teaches piano to various students, including his younger sister. We've agreed to pay him the same rate he charges his other students. He's set himself up now as a sole trader, and started issuing invoices. What contracting parent wouldn't be proud of that?

Now I'll teach him about dunning processes.

That is superb! You have good right to be proud

Now all you need to do is supply him with a back invoice for the money you spent on lessons for him and everyone's a winner

[NotAllThere]

First asbo?

No. First invoice. Do you need new glasses?

He teaches piano to various students, including his younger sister. We've agreed to pay him the same rate he charges his other students. He's set himself up now as a sole trader, and started issuing invoices. What contracting parent wouldn't be proud of that?

Now I'll teach him about dunning processes.

[lukemg]

First day at big school for my lad today, I expect he will be very chilled about this, unlike the rest of us....

[Chaffinch]

Commiserations: yet still, a more intensive training programme, and maybe some protein supplements slipped into the Cow&Gate, could result in a podium finish one day.

Hahaha, clever AND funny

[thunderlizard]

My baby's 21st today

Commiserations: yet still, a more intensive training programme, and maybe some protein supplements slipped into the Cow&Gate, could result in a podium finish one day.

[MaryPoppins]

Blimey - didn't know he was a contender!

Contender is pushing it

[mudskipper]

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

Blimey - didn't know he was a contender!

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

Still annoyed the DNA match come
back negative. Did you narrow it down in the end?

[MaryPoppins]

Excellent - does it really suck? Mine had a toy hoover that did actually pick up stuff. Win-win.

Yeah, it's brilliant! He's got a toy kitchen and shopping trolley too, good job MF didn't turn out to be his Dad, eh

[MarillionFan]

I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.

A vacuum cleaner. Buy him a gun or a sword, you don't want to confuse him. That's how
Wilmslow started!

[mudskipper]

I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.

Excellent - does it really suck? Mine had a toy hoover that did actually pick up stuff. Win-win.

[MarillionFan]

Bought mine a car today.

2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!

2k for insurance!!!!

That's the problem these days. Too much money for youngsters. Bet you paid that didn't you as opposed to them earning it!

[MaryPoppins]

Bought mine a car today.

2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!

I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.

[mudskipper]

Bought mine a car today.

2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!