Male Grooming

[ThomasSoerensen]

Daily morning teeth brushing and shower and manual shave in the shower using the cheapest shampoo from the supermarket.
Haircut every 3 months when it has looked ridicolous for the past 4 weeks.
Travel with tooth brush and manual razor and tooth paste. Hotels have champoo.

[Pondlife]

CM "fixes" me.

I was ordered to go shopping a few weeks back by Mrs PL.

Aparently I was fine when going out for the evening, dinner etc (shirt, smart jeans, jacket) or in work but I was told I had no 'normal' clothes.

My usual attire of scruffy T shirt, jeans, scuffed boots was no longer deemed acceptable and so I was bundled off to John Lewis.

I now have to keep checking the charity bags for my favourite t shirts but I know I won't win. I never do.

[Churchill]

I was ordered to go shopping a few weeks back by Mrs PL.

Aparently I was fine when going out for the evening, dinner etc (shirt, smart jeans, jacket) or in work but I was told I had no 'normal' clothes.

My usual attire of scruffy T shirt, jeans, scuffed boots was no longer deemed acceptable and so I was bundled off to John Lewis.

I now have to keep checking the charity bags for my favourite t shirts but I know I won't win. I never do.

The house elf steals my favourite clothes...

[pacharan]

Don't shower or bathe daily but I have a bidet which means my nether regions always pass mustard

[Churchill]

Don't shower or bathe daily but I have a bidet which means my nether regions always pass mustard

I should see a Doctor, they have a cream for that!

[mudskipper]

Don't shower or bathe daily but I have a bidet which means my nether regions always pass mustard

Sounds like you should try varying your diet a bit.

[Lockhouse]

Daily shower and wet shave in the evening as too busy first thing. Don't shave at weekends unless going out. Always use soap instead of shower gel and only use Head & Shoulders shampoo.

Brush teeth three times a day, then brush them again with mouthwash instead of toothpaste.

Have very dry skin especially round my eyes so use a collagen based gel rather than a moisturiser.

Use weapons grade deodorant and quality aftershave.

Am old enough to be losing my hair so have a grade 1 every few weeks. Tidy up other hair that pops out of the nose, ears etc as required.

Clean but not poofy.

That's about it really.

[alreadypacked]

I was ordered to go shopping a few weeks back by Mrs PL.

Aparently I was fine when going out for the evening, dinner etc (shirt, smart jeans, jacket) or in work but I was told I had no 'normal' clothes.

My usual attire of scruffy T shirt, jeans, scuffed boots was no longer deemed acceptable and so I was bundled off to John Lewis.

I now have to keep checking the charity bags for my favourite t shirts but I know I won't win. I never do.

There comes a time when you can no longer dress as a teenager, this goes for women too, time to dump the leather mini etc.

[alreadypacked]

Daily shower and wet shave in the evening as too busy first thing. Don't shave at weekends unless going out. Always use soap instead of shower gel and only use Head & Shoulders shampoo.

Brush teeth three times a day, then brush them again with mouthwash instead of toothpaste.

Have very dry skin especially round my eyes so use a collagen based gel rather than a moisturiser.
Use weapons grade deodorant and quality aftershave.

Am old enough to be losing my hair so have a grade 1 every few weeks. Tidy up other hair that pops out of the nose, ears etc as required.

Clean but not poofy.

That's about it really.

Maybe not poofy, but you have strayed into metrosexual land.

[cailin maith]

I now have to keep checking the charity bags for my favourite t shirts but I know I won't win. I never do.

Mrs PL sounds like a woman after my own heart.

The house elf steals my favourite clothes...

But the nice Elf often leaves you much more suitable clothing in it's place