Male Grooming

[Mich the Tester]

The sock monster keeps nicking my socks. My original solution of buying 200 identical pairs of socks has failed, as somehow they all fade differently, so I can't find matching socks.

I have resolved this issue with a workaround; I just wear odd socks now.

[cailin maith]

The sock monster keeps nicking my socks. My original solution of buying 200 identical pairs of socks has failed, as somehow they all fade differently, so I can't find matching socks.

I have resolved this issue with a workaround; I just wear odd socks now.

Good plan. Matching socks are sooooooo over-rated.

[Churchill]

The sock monster keeps nicking my socks. My original solution of buying 200 identical pairs of socks has failed, as somehow they all fade differently, so I can't find matching socks.

I have resolved this issue with a workaround; I just wear odd socks now.

Stop w4nking into your socks!

Hth.

[Lockhouse]

Maybe not poofy, but you have strayed into metrosexual land.

Noooooooo!

[Lockhouse]

The sock monster keeps nicking my socks. My original solution of buying 200 identical pairs of socks has failed'.

Me too - I keep telling the missus but she doesn't believe me.

[Churchill]

Noooooooo!

You'll be needing the thread on Guyliner...

Oi Xeno!!!

[minestrone]

Pull tagnuts off with pliers every 6 months.

[alreadypacked]

Pull tagnuts off with pliers every 6 months.

[EternalOptimist]

Pull tagnuts off with pliers every 6 months.

and it hurts I wish he would pull someone else off


-tagnuts

[darmstadt]

Weekdays
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Fag
Pee
Shower - various types of body wash and shampoo depending on what is the flavour of the month
Fag
tulip
Face wash with an Aloe Vera based substance
Wet shave
Non-perfumed aftershave moisturising cream
Teeth cleaning
Mouth wash
Moisturising body lotion
Some hair gel
Aftershave (have 14 different types to cycle round 2 weeks)
Bog roll up nose to clean it out
Pee again
Fag

Weekends
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Fag
Pee and tulip
Wash
Clean teeth and mouthwash
Fag

Haircut plus eyebrows and other hairy bits trimmed every 4-5 weeks