Male Grooming

[sasguru]

Weekdays
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Fag
Pee
Shower - various types of body wash and shampoo depending on what is the flavour of the month
Fag
tulip
Face wash with an Aloe Vera based substance
Wet shave
Non-perfumed aftershave moisturising cream
Teeth cleaning
Mouth wash
Moisturising body lotion
Some hair gel
Aftershave (have 14 different types to cycle round 2 weeks)
Bog roll up nose to clean it out
Pee again
Fag

Weekends
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Fag
Pee and tulip
Wash
Clean teeth and mouthwash
Fag

Haircut plus eyebrows and other hairy bits trimmed every 4-5 weeks

What's the point of all the smelly stuff if you smell like an ashtray anyway? Not having a go, just asking, I used to too.

[MarillionFan]

This thread reminds me I need a haircut.

No 3 all over.

[Lockhouse]

This thread reminds me I need a haircut.

No 3 all over.

ALL over?

[Churchill]

ALL over?

That's really turned you on, hasn't it?

[ChrisPackit]

I'm surprised no-one has incorporated the Back Sack and Crack into their grooming regime.

Just me then

[ChimpMaster]

A few years back I started trimming my man bush down to a very short, neat level. It certainly looks great if you keep it in shape.

The ladies loved it. My wife didn't really give a tulip.

[alreadypacked]

A few years back I started trimming my man bush down to a very short, neat level. It certainly looks great if you keep it in shape.

The ladies loved it. My wife didn't really give a tulip.

FTFY

[ChrisPackit]

A few years back I started trimming my man bush down to a very short, neat level. It certainly looks great if you keep it in shape.

The ladies loved it. My wife didn't really give a tulip.

Meant to make the manhood look larger by all accounts.....

[Moose423956]

Ok times have changed, what is your current grooming routine?


Would you go as far as posting

Are these on your shopping list?



Male grooming: where have all the real men gone? - Beauty, Independent Woman - Independent.ie

I have a shower once a week whether I need it or not!

[PRC1964]

Both Mitch and Darmstadt seem to have showers before having a tulip. Surely it's better the other way round?