Male Grooming

[Mich the Tester]

Ooooh Mich! You're sooo butch!

No, I'm just f**king lazy.

[Churchill]

CM "fixes" me.

[alreadypacked]

Shave head once a month with electric razor.
Shave face once a day, electric.
tulip.
Shower in morning, brush teeth.
Shower after evening training, brush teeth.
tulip.
Bed.

I don't have time for poncey grooming routines.

. Last week it was revealed that one in eight men is unable to travel abroad without a set of hair straighteners, while one in five admits to taking a hairdryer on holiday with them. The survey, by Dixons, found that if allowed to travel with just one electronic device, four times as many men than women would take an iron. In fact, portable speakers for iPods come below hairdryers, straighteners and a male grooming kit in the list of travel products men claim they cannot live without.

You sound like the normal male, 1 in 8 men using hair straighteners. I don't think so, maybe 1 in 8 men carring the gf hair straighteners, sounds more like it.

[alreadypacked]

CM "fixes" me.

I quessed that, bet she didn't realise it would take so long

[Mich the Tester]

You sound like the normal male, 1 in 8 men using hair straighteners. I don't think so, maybe 1 in 8 men carring the gf hair straighteners, sounds more like it.

I don't even know what a 'hair straightener' is, except that I can guess it's an implement for making curly hair straight.

[Churchill]

. Last week it was revealed that one in eight men is unable to travel abroad without a set of hair straighteners, while one in five admits to taking a hairdryer on holiday with them. The survey, by Dixons, found that if allowed to travel with just one electronic device, four times as many men than women would take an iron. In fact, portable speakers for iPods come below hairdryers, straighteners and a male grooming kit in the list of travel products men claim they cannot live without.

You sound like the normal male, 1 in 8 men using hair straighteners. I don't think so, maybe 1 in 8 men carring the gf hair straighteners, sounds more like it.

Mind you, it was "Gay Pride" in Manchester last weekend, did they take the survey on Canal Street?

[Arturo Bassick]

You sound like the normal male, 1 in 8 men using hair straighteners. I don't think so, maybe 1 in 8 men carring the gf hair straighteners, sounds more like it.

My hair is never long enough to require straighteners, or a drier for that matter. I do take a travel iron sometimes, depends on the kit I have in the case and expectations of having to be presentable.

[Churchill]

I quessed that, bet she didn't realise it would take so long

I'm an ongoing project. A bit like the Forth Road Bridge.

[Scrag Meister]

Daily. tulip, Shower, Teeth
Shave once or twice a week, to shape facial hair.
Fortnightly All head and face hair gets grade 1'd.
Ad-hoc, daughter or wife plucks to split my mono-brow into 2 eyebrows.

Products, Polo by Ralph Lauren and Lynx deodorant.

[mudskipper]

Same as always, clean everything out in the morning:

Sh*T, Shower(with wank if backed up), Shave.

Shave head once a month with electric razor.
Shave face once a day, electric.
tulip.
Shower in morning, brush teeth.
Shower after evening training, brush teeth.
tulip.
Bed.

I don't have time for poncey grooming routines.

Daily. tulip, Shower, Teeth
Shave once or twice a week, to shape facial hair.
Fortnightly All head and face hair gets grade 1'd.
Ad-hoc, daughter or wife plucks to split my mono-brow into 2 eyebrows.

Products, Polo by Ralph Lauren and Lynx deodorant.

I'm not sure that having a tulip counts as grooming,

I don't even know what a 'hair straightener' is, except that I can guess it's an implement for making curly hair straight.

I was also under this misapprehension until my already straight hair got attacked with a hair straightener when away on a hen weekend. Apparently it also flattens the cuticles making already straight hair shinier.