No Kids

[gingerjedi]

The last time I was left alone all weekend I got some 'doobies' from a mate and had a most relaxing time.

I can laugh about it now but when I had a bath I couldn't put my head under the water, one of less desirable effects.

[MarillionFan]

Ahhhh. Watching the cricket in my pants. Fantastic.

[NotAllThere]

We currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.

For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons...

Next weekend, we're without kids and are going for an Italian - to a rather nice cafe, in Rome.

[suityou01]

Next weekend, we're without kids and are going for an Italian - to a rather nice cafe, in Rome.

Meh, ok you trumped me there.

[NotAllThere]

It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.

[suityou01]

It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.

Less rioting I suppose.

[Old Greg]

No, order is:

1. Meal
2. Too much beer
3. Row
4. She goes bed
5. You wank
6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
7. Another wank
8. Eat
9. Maybe another wank
10. Mrs finally apologises
11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
12. Divorce
13. Get Thai bride
14. Therefore better food.
15. Therefore better sex.
16. Ex gets jealous.
17. Therefore three in a bed hot Thai/British action.
18. Die happy.


Simples!

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

[d000hg]

We currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.

For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons.

Then .....

he he he he

Lucky girl eh?

Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?

[MaryPoppins]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

I'm sure that's an old one, but it's reet made me giggle.

[SimonMac]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one