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Nope. That's shit:. Sorry.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I never said any of my jokes weren't, you not worked that out yet!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNope. That's tulip. Sorry.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

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The loading bay is full at present.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIsn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?
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So you get home and post on here?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.


Dig out the Anne Summers man, she's tipsy.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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As you were, forgot about the bun.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostAs you were, forgot about the bun.
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On that note...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Now I need a drink!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
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