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    #21
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one
    Nope. That's shit:. Sorry.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Nope. That's tulip. Sorry.
      I never said any of my jokes weren't, you not worked that out yet!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.
        This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?
          The loading bay is full at present.

          Due 25/12

          Seriously due on this day.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

            So you get home and post on here?

            Dig out the Anne Summers man, she's tipsy.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #26
              As you were, forgot about the bun.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #27
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                As you were, forgot about the bun.
                I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
                  On that note...
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
                    Now I need a drink!
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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