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On that note...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
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So you get home and post on here?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.


Dig out the Anne Summers man, she's tipsy.
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Nope. That's shit:. Sorry.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.
I'm sure that's an old one, but it's reet made me giggle.
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Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWe currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.
For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons.
Then .....
he he he he
Lucky girl eh?
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I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.Originally posted by stek View PostNo, order is:
1. Meal
2. Too much beer
3. Row
4. She goes bed
5. You wank
6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
7. Another wank
8. Eat
9. Maybe another wank
10. Mrs finally apologises
11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
12. Divorce
13. Get Thai bride
14. Therefore better food.
15. Therefore better sex.
16. Ex gets jealous.
17. Therefore three in a bed hot Thai/British action.
18. Die happy.
Simples!
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It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.
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