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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
    Now I need a drink!

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.
    On that note...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    As you were, forgot about the bun.
    I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.

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  • gingerjedi
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    As you were, forgot about the bun.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

    So you get home and post on here?

    Dig out the Anne Summers man, she's tipsy.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?
    The loading bay is full at present.

    Due 25/12

    Seriously due on this day.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.
    This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Nope. That's tulip. Sorry.
    I never said any of my jokes weren't, you not worked that out yet!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one
    Nope. That's shit:. Sorry.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.
    I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.


    I'm sure that's an old one, but it's reet made me giggle.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    We currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.

    For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
    And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

    So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons.

    Then .....

    he he he he

    Lucky girl eh?
    Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    No, order is:

    1. Meal
    2. Too much beer
    3. Row
    4. She goes bed
    5. You wank
    6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
    7. Another wank
    8. Eat
    9. Maybe another wank
    10. Mrs finally apologises
    11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
    12. Divorce
    13. Get Thai bride
    14. Therefore better food.
    15. Therefore better sex.
    16. Ex gets jealous.
    17. Therefore three in a bed hot Thai/British action.
    18. Die happy.


    Simples!
    I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.
    Less rioting I suppose.

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  • NotAllThere
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    It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.

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