Reply to: No Kids

[Zippy]

I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.

Now I need a drink!

[gingerjedi]

I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.

On that note...

[suityou01]

As you were, forgot about the bun.

I'll pop the mankini on see how we get along.

[gingerjedi]

As you were, forgot about the bun.

[gingerjedi]

This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

So you get home and post on here?

Dig out the Anne Summers man, she's tipsy.

[suityou01]

Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?

The loading bay is full at present.

Due 25/12

Seriously due on this day.

[suityou01]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

This is brilliant! Post pub cup of tea was sprayed.

[SimonMac]

Nope. That's tulip. Sorry.

I never said any of my jokes weren't, you not worked that out yet!

[MaryPoppins]

I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one

Nope. That's shit:. Sorry.

[SimonMac]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

I saw this amazing Thai bird the other day, I was saying to myself please don't get a hard on but sure enough she got one

[MaryPoppins]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

I'm sure that's an old one, but it's reet made me giggle.

[d000hg]

We currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.

For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons.

Then .....

he he he he

Lucky girl eh?

Isn't your post-Pizza Hut malarkey just going to lead to yet more SY-grubs?

[Old Greg]

No, order is:

1. Meal
2. Too much beer
3. Row
4. She goes bed
5. You wank
6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
7. Another wank
8. Eat
9. Maybe another wank
10. Mrs finally apologises
11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
12. Divorce
13. Get Thai bride
14. Therefore better food.
15. Therefore better sex.
16. Ex gets jealous.
17. Therefore three in a bed hot Thai/British action.
18. Die happy.


Simples!

I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night, when I thought, hang on a fvckin' minute.

[suityou01]

It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.

Less rioting I suppose.

[NotAllThere]

It's a bit easy for us. Income in CHF, youngest child 14, oldest 19, live in central Europe.