Suggestions for dealing with the rioting chavs

[Mich the Tester]

go and have a cuppa and calm down

whs

[BlasterBates]

What they should do is selectively place individual gang members into prisons which is full of other gangs, and rotate them round, so each gang member spends a few weeks of his sentence in the same cell and cell block of a rival gang.

Slowly the problem should resolve itself.

[xoggoth]

Sure there must be a soap joke in there but can't think of one.

[mudskipper]

It's not all Nike trainers and Plasma tellies.

[lilelvis2000]

It's not all Nike trainers and Plasma tellies.

The woman in the green check top looks like she's stuffed it with bags of crisps??? WTF?

Quite a multi-cultural bunch there....who says it doesn't work!

[vetran]

Very ethnic mix.

Plenty of empty army camps and a tent city in the middle of Dartmoor is quite attractive.

Whilst forced conscription is a bad idea, running Army style camps run by ex servicemen in the same style wouldn't be bad idea, you may convert some to the army life and they sign up. Some of the best soldiers weren't exactly saints and as mentioned above they need a feeling of family.

Round them up 'kettle style' , offer them a chance to come quietly if they are fairly innocent and those that don't spray with Dye so they are easy to identify.

[fullyautomatix]

Things must be utterly dire in the council estates if they are willing to loot Poundland.

[mudskipper]

Things must be utterly dire in the council estates if they are willing to loot Poundland.

Could be worse. Could be the 99p shop...

[fullyautomatix]

Could be worse. Could be the 99p shop...

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A barometer to the health of UK economy would be when 98p shops open up and all the 99p shops go bust because of that.

[d000hg]

* Find a bunch of whores with as many STD's we can find and send them in...

That's what they've left their estates to escape.

Yeah, I thought spraying the crowd with filthy canal water - they would soon go home after being soaked with recycled beer and rat pis.

That's a typical night out.

So, instead of a bunch of sickly hooligans who run away at the first sign of real authority, we'll have a bunch of highly disciplined fit and healthy hooligans?

The army beat the hooliganism out of them.

If these thugs think they have been brutally treated, just waite til they tried boot camp. heheh
half of them will spend the night crying into their pillows

Is that because of what the other half are doing to them at the time after lights-out?