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Crap Week (Possible Bedwetting Thread)
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hope it all works out MP.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh Mary, Mary, Mary. (shakes head)
Do not quit for a cretin.You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 1000th post.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostShe isn't quitting over you, dim or SY01. You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.
Craic.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOnce got called into the HR office for threatening to throw a colleague out of a window.
'Did you threaten to throw him out of the window?'
'Well yes. ' says I. 'But as we were on the ground
floor it wasn't much of a threat was it'
We all laughed.
I got a verbal warning. :-("You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostShe isn't quitting over you, dim or SY01.You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 1000th post.benched until September
(Norrahe says so, so ner nicky ner ner)
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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MF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.
I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.
I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.
I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostTrue contractor.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.
I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.Comment
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