An Assessment of the posters here

[Craic]

Just back from the pub after a good night out of music and beer.

While the cats been away the mice have played - not to any great effect.

I actually broke up my night of carousing to consider who is the biggest tosser on here.

Here's my considered opinion.

1. eek - the crawling toady who waited months to post anything here so he could work out how he could 'fit in' with the regulars. He wouldn't have any friends in real life but has found a few false friends here.

2. Old Duffer (Greg) - he actually thinks his one-line retorts are vey funny. He thinks he's the Oscar Wilde of CUK. Probably the most deluded poster on here and the person I would least trust to babysit my children.

3. MaryPoppins - there's no way an attractive girl would spend her time here every evening posting here. She has the advantage of anonymity where no one knows what she looks like. She makes 'sexy comments' to the posters. She reminds me of one of those girls who operate the 'chat lines' on sex internet sites. They're really plain or ugly but no one knows as it is all anonymous.

4. Shaunbhoy - the dumbest of them all. He hasn't an intelligent thought in his head.

[suityou01]

Starting threads just to slag off other posters is frowned upon. Others have been temp banned for such.

Ho hum.

[milanbenes]

fer feck's sake

is this representative of the new generation still in nappies

no wonder our country is going to the dogs

Craic, if you don't like it, why don't you ask Mummy and Daddy to post for you for a few months, get your Username more established and then you take over when all the hard work is done - you know just the way your generation like it.


You'll be telling us next you've got a GCSE in Facebook Forum Etiquette, the new generation prepared for the new world of online

Milan.

[darmstadt]

Just back from the pub after a good night out of music and beer.

3.Craic - there's no way a normal person would leave the pub to post on here at 01:44. He has the advantage of drunkeness where no one knows that he only had a pint of shandy. He reminds me of one of those hairy truckers who use sex internet sites using a photoshopped picture of Brad Pitt. They're really plain or ugly but no one knows as it is all anonymous.
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FTFY

[NotAllThere]

Further examples of tosserness have been noted.

[Spacecadet]

Just got the Orange out of my mouth and the pot noodle smell off my fingers

FTFY

[Moscow Mule]

JHC Man, can you give it a rest for 10 minutes?

[shaunbhoy]

Just back from the pub after a good night out of music and beer.

You left for the pub just before ten. Looks like you can't even manage a proper night out. Half-baked attempt, much like your contributions on here.
I expect you won't show up till later, having taken a while to recover from your two pint bender.

[Craic]

You left for the pub just before ten. Looks like you can't even manage a proper night out. Half-baked attempt, much like your contributions on here.
I expect you won't show up till later, having taken a while to recover from your two pint bender.

Wrong as ever. I was drinking till one o'clock and I've been up and about for about an hour and a half. You know the old saying 'Fool's rush in where angels fear to tread'.

[MarillionFan]

Further examples of tosserness have been noted.

He's very good. Let me try.

5) NAT. A sarcastic know it all European based poster who only got the position of moderator because better candidates didn't come forward. Thinks he's a funny anarchical poster but IRL would drive around and around looking for a parking space as opposed to
pulling up on yellow lines and popping into the newsagents for some fags.