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They must have spiked your shandy with extra Sprite.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
FTFYOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThey must have spiked your shandy with extra Spite.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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As you weren't there you wouldn't know. Facts have never been your strong point though.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThey must have spiked your shandy with extra Sprite.Comment
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Originally posted by Craic View PostWrong as ever. I was drinking till one o'clock and I've been up and about for about an hour and a half. You know the old saying 'Fool's rush in where angels fear to tread'.
Wow I wish I was that hard...and on a school night aswell! Hope you don't miss your bus and remember to take your homework in.
Just realised it was school holidays...so why are you up so early? Wet the bed?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Little chance of that Tony. The Special Bus Craic gets offers a bit more of a personalised service.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
Wow I wish I was that hard...and on a school night aswell! Hope you don't miss your bus and remember to take your homework in.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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A case of pot calling the kettle black.Originally posted by Craic View PostAs you weren't there you wouldn't know. Facts have never been your strong point though.
Some of the posters you made stuff up about in your first post have been on here a long time and a good part of their life stories are on the board.
However you don't know how to use the search facility so it's not surprising when you decided to be spiteful you made stuff up."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I know, I wish they wouldn't do that. Bedwetters.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostA case of pot calling the kettle black.
Some of the posters you made stuff up about in your first post have been on here a long time and a good part of their life stories are on the board.
However you don't know how to use the search facility so it's not surprising when you decided to be spiteful you made stuff up.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Astonishingly accurate. Except I don't smoke. Have we met at some point?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's very good. Let me try.
5) NAT. A sarcastic know it all European based poster who only got the position of moderator because better candidates didn't come forward. Thinks he's a funny anarchical poster but IRL would drive around and around looking for a parking space as opposed to
pulling up on yellow lines and popping into the newsagents for some fags.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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