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DaveB replied

2 August 2011, 21:33
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Watch it.

I'm not bloody blonde, for a start.

At least not physically, mentally on the other hand
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TestMangler replied

2 August 2011, 20:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Watch it.

I'm not bloody blonde, for a start.

Niether are most blondes
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2011, 20:36
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I just thought it was some random midget porn someone sent me, but perhaps it was MP after an extreme makeover.

Watch it.

I'm not bloody blonde, for a start.
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DimPrawn replied

2 August 2011, 14:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

So MP is a hoofer doofer. I'm dismayed. The pictures she PMd me where of a buxom blonde sexy bird. I thought it was odd that MP signed them Jordan but i thought that was her real name.

I feel so stupid.

I just thought it was some random midget porn someone sent me, but perhaps it was MP after an extreme makeover.
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MarillionFan replied

2 August 2011, 14:08
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

No worries, I always thought you were fair game MP.

So MP is a hoofer doofer. I'm dismayed. The pictures she PMd me where of a buxom blonde sexy bird. I thought it was odd that MP signed them Jordan but i thought that was her real name.

I feel so stupid.
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Doggy Styles replied

2 August 2011, 12:51
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Why?

Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.

No worries, I always thought you were fair game MP.
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2011, 12:49
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Don't you start!
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DaveB replied

2 August 2011, 12:44
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Why?

Just cos I've got boobs and am prepared to supply photographic evidence on request, doesn't make me any less fair game.
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TestMangler replied

2 August 2011, 12:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Why?

Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.

Probably just puts you in line with half the blokes on here

Edit - Beat Me to it, NAT
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NotAllThere replied

2 August 2011, 12:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Why?

Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.

I'm sure a fair proportion of the male posters here have boobs as well.
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MaryPoppins replied

2 August 2011, 12:32
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It was a mistake to mention MaryPoppins...

Why?

Just cos I've got boobs, doesn't make me any less fair game.
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2011, 12:30
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Separated at Birth.

I see now why in some cultures new mothers eat the placenta.
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shaunbhoy replied

2 August 2011, 12:24
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I thought you might miss him. You shared a lot in common.

Separated at Birth.
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AtW replied

2 August 2011, 12:21
Originally posted by Craic View Post

Just back from the pub after a good night out of music and beer.

While the cats been away the mice have played - not to any great effect.

I actually broke up my night of carousing to consider who is the biggest tosser on here.

Here's my considered opinion.

1. eek - the crawling toady who waited months to post anything here so he could work out how he could 'fit in' with the regulars. He wouldn't have any friends in real life but has found a few false friends here.

2. Old Duffer (Greg) - he actually thinks his one-line retorts are vey funny. He thinks he's the Oscar Wilde of CUK. Probably the most deluded poster on here and the person I would least trust to babysit my children.

3. MaryPoppins - there's no way an attractive girl would spend her time here every evening posting here. She has the advantage of anonymity where no one knows what she looks like. She makes 'sexy comments' to the posters. She reminds me of one of those girls who operate the 'chat lines' on sex internet sites. They're really plain or ugly but no one knows as it is all anonymous.

4. Shaunbhoy - the dumbest of them all. He hasn't an intelligent thought in his head.

It was a mistake to mention MaryPoppins...
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sasguru replied

2 August 2011, 12:16
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

God, I nip away for a couple of hours and jellyhead gets himself banned.
What a great loss he will be.
On the other hand, it will free up some space on the bottom rung of the CUK social spectrum, so BolshieBastard and Troll will be able to spread their colouring books out again.

I thought you might miss him. You shared a lot in common.
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