How to get a date

[Halo Jones]

I understand that for some of the IT fraternity getting a date with a member of the opposite sex can be a daunting process: here’s a helper for you, remember if a squaddie can do then so too can you

[SimonMac]

I thought this was gonna be another MP thread

[TestMangler]

From extensive research (of the singles page in the Metro this morning), I've discovered that all you need to do is become overweight. It appears that if you are overweight you automatically develop a 'bubbly personality' and a 'GSOH'.

Simples

[SueEllen]

That's a little unfair.

Squaddies and marines have better bodies than the average man let alone the stereotypical guy in IT.

And from going out in towns with loads of squaddies they actually get stalked by women.

Oh and what young marines get up to in their spare time is disgusting...... (but funny if you aren't involved).

[Pondlife]

Don't forget chaps, have a bath and get your mum to dig out a clean T-shirt before filming.

HTH

[Sockpuppet]

I understand that for some of the IT fraternity getting a date with a member of the opposite sex can be a daunting process: here’s a helper for you, remember if a squaddie can do then so too can you

I'm not sure a balding bloke in a server room has the same pull as a marine in a war zone.

[MaryPoppins]

I thought this was gonna be another MP thread

[Halo Jones]

I'm not sure a balding bloke in a server room has the same pull as a marine in a war zone.

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video

[Sockpuppet]

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video

Fortunately I'm not a balding bloke in a server room but a trucker and we all know that turns the ladies on.

[eek]

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video

How can you expect someone to be creative when their idea of excitement is a new perl script to manage a backup.