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amcdonald replied

12 July 2011, 19:31
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked

Is that the same as earning your velvet wings ?
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 14:59
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked

lol. must check that one out
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norrahe replied

12 July 2011, 14:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

You've obviously never heard of 'the wreck of the old '97'

thats a cracker that is

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 12:36
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Drinking, shagging the local bikes and playing games of freckles mainly I hear

You've obviously never heard of 'the wreck of the old '97'

thats a cracker that is
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amcdonald replied

12 July 2011, 12:09
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Oh and what young marines get up to in their spare time is disgusting...... (but funny if you aren't involved).

Drinking, shagging the local bikes and playing games of freckles mainly I hear
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amcdonald replied

12 July 2011, 12:08
I just went out to feed my chickens, took my camera and sent her a photo of my cock

Now I've got this horny goth chick getting all romantic over me, it's bliss
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NickFitz replied

12 July 2011, 11:59
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Fortunately I'm not a balding bloke in a server room but a trucker and we all know that turns the ladies on.

"A ride for a ride?"
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MaryPoppins replied

12 July 2011, 11:54
Originally posted by zeitghost

A string vest?

I thought truckers wore stockings and heels?
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eek replied

12 July 2011, 11:24
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video

How can you expect someone to be creative when their idea of excitement is a new perl script to manage a backup.
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Sockpuppet replied

12 July 2011, 11:24
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video

Fortunately I'm not a balding bloke in a server room but a trucker and we all know that turns the ladies on.
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Halo Jones replied

12 July 2011, 11:22
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

I'm not sure a balding bloke in a server room has the same pull as a marine in a war zone.

Well you can get a little "creative" with your video
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MaryPoppins replied

12 July 2011, 11:20
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I thought this was gonna be another MP thread
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Sockpuppet replied

12 July 2011, 11:18
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

I understand that for some of the IT fraternity getting a date with a member of the opposite sex can be a daunting process: here’s a helper for you, remember if a squaddie can do then so too can you

I'm not sure a balding bloke in a server room has the same pull as a marine in a war zone.
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Pondlife replied

12 July 2011, 11:17
Don't forget chaps, have a bath and get your mum to dig out a clean T-shirt before filming.

HTH
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SueEllen replied

12 July 2011, 11:16
That's a little unfair.

Squaddies and marines have better bodies than the average man let alone the stereotypical guy in IT.

And from going out in towns with loads of squaddies they actually get stalked by women.

Oh and what young marines get up to in their spare time is disgusting...... (but funny if you aren't involved).
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