How to get a date

[MaryPoppins]

A string vest?

I thought truckers wore stockings and heels?

[NickFitz]

Fortunately I'm not a balding bloke in a server room but a trucker and we all know that turns the ladies on.

"A ride for a ride?"

[amcdonald]

I just went out to feed my chickens, took my camera and sent her a photo of my cock

Now I've got this horny goth chick getting all romantic over me, it's bliss

[amcdonald]

Oh and what young marines get up to in their spare time is disgusting...... (but funny if you aren't involved).

Drinking, shagging the local bikes and playing games of freckles mainly I hear

[EternalOptimist]

Drinking, shagging the local bikes and playing games of freckles mainly I hear

You've obviously never heard of 'the wreck of the old '97'


thats a cracker that is

[norrahe]

You've obviously never heard of 'the wreck of the old '97'


thats a cracker that is

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked

[EternalOptimist]

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked

lol. must check that one out

[amcdonald]

Another one is "the hunt for red october".

I was sorry I asked

Is that the same as earning your velvet wings ?