Things you don't want to hear from your doctor.

[NotAllThere]

Saw my urologist today. He told me I've got to have surgery on my plumbing. He then asked "Do you have any children".

[Pondlife]

Sorry to hear NAT.

Could be worse, he could have said "Yes, I've seen this before, it'll probably just fall off in a few days"

[NotAllThere]

Fortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.

It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!

Then two weeks recovery after that!

[EternalOptimist]

Fortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.

It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!

Then two weeks recovery after that!

Work from bed you slacker. Just because your willy is in traction is no excuse to stop billing. I once completed a major application for a bank from my hospital bed, and I put the Corporate ethics and integrity module for the News of the World in, whilst I was in the operating theatre


straight up gov

[SueEllen]

Fortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.

It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!

Then two weeks recovery after that!

Sounds painful.

I suppose you will need a catheter. My female doctor friends use to tell me lovely stories about catheterising old men when they were junior doctors..... Luckily you aren't in the UK.

[darmstadt]

Sounds painful.

I suppose you will need a catheter. My female doctor friends use to tell me lovely stories about catheterising old men when they were junior doctors..... Luckily you aren't in the UK.

Wait till they pull it out once its all dried up! I've never seen my willy that long before

[eek]

I know a doctor who eventually got to say

It's life Jim, but not as I know it.

This was to another doctor who had cancer (I doubt you would get away with it otherwise).

[oracleslave]

I suppose you will need a catheter.

I was just getting over the nightmares

[MarillionFan]

Saw my urologist today. He told me I've got to have surgery on my plumbing. He then asked "Do you have any children".

Could have been worse

"Do you have any children?"
"Yes. Three"
"Oh, interesting. According to my examination I don't thing the little fellas have ever worked?"

[chef]

things you don't want to hear from your doctor

"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"

plenty of worse options