Reply to: Things you don't want to hear from your doctor.

[NotAllThere]

It's a few months away yet. I'm waiting on a couple of project managers to give me their "oh no it's going live, we need NATs support or we'll all die a horrible lingering death" dates. Then I can get it scheduled.

[norrahe]

Oh all right, I'll do the decent thing. Hope all goes well and your 'best friend' ends up on top form.

Jokes aside WZS

[Zippy]

I can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.

Oh all right, I'll do the decent thing. Hope all goes well and your 'best friend' ends up on top form.

[norrahe]

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[TestMangler]

You also don't want to hear him say, "You only have three weeks to live".

Especially if he follows it up with, "And I should have told you a fortnight ago".

[ChrisPackit]

I remember a trip to the doctors a few years ago, with a big red ring around my penis...



Thank god it was lip stick

[oracleslave]

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[NotAllThere]

I can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.

Wait till they pull it out once its all dried up! I've never seen my willy that long before

You see, what that was, they'd forgotten to deflate the airfilled thingy that keeps it in you.

I've had catheters before. They really piss me off. Or off my piss or something.

[TimberWolf]

things you don't want to hear from your doctor

"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"

plenty of worse options

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[GillsMan]

"See you soon".

[chef]

things you don't want to hear from your doctor

"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"

plenty of worse options

[MarillionFan]

Saw my urologist today. He told me I've got to have surgery on my plumbing. He then asked "Do you have any children".

Could have been worse

"Do you have any children?"
"Yes. Three"
"Oh, interesting. According to my examination I don't thing the little fellas have ever worked?"

[oracleslave]

I suppose you will need a catheter.

I was just getting over the nightmares

[eek]

I know a doctor who eventually got to say

It's life Jim, but not as I know it.

This was to another doctor who had cancer (I doubt you would get away with it otherwise).

[darmstadt]

Sounds painful.

I suppose you will need a catheter. My female doctor friends use to tell me lovely stories about catheterising old men when they were junior doctors..... Luckily you aren't in the UK.

Wait till they pull it out once its all dried up! I've never seen my willy that long before