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Things you don't want to hear from your doctor.
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Originally posted by chef View Postthings you don't want to hear from your doctor
"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"
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I can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWait till they pull it out once its all dried up! I've never seen my willy that long before
I've had catheters before. They really piss me off. Or off my piss or something.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.Comment
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I remember a trip to the doctors a few years ago, with a big red ring around my penis...
Thank god it was lip stickComment
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You also don't want to hear him say, "You only have three weeks to live".
Especially if he follows it up with, "And I should have told you a fortnight ago".When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh all right, I'll do the decent thing. Hope all goes well and your 'best friend' ends up on top form.Comment
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It's a few months away yet. I'm waiting on a couple of project managers to give me their "oh no it's going live, we need NATs support or we'll all die a horrible lingering death" dates. Then I can get it scheduled.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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