Things you don't want to hear from your doctor.

[GillsMan]

"See you soon".

[TimberWolf]

things you don't want to hear from your doctor

"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"

plenty of worse options

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[NotAllThere]

I can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.

Wait till they pull it out once its all dried up! I've never seen my willy that long before

You see, what that was, they'd forgotten to deflate the airfilled thingy that keeps it in you.

I've had catheters before. They really piss me off. Or off my piss or something.

[oracleslave]

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[ChrisPackit]

I remember a trip to the doctors a few years ago, with a big red ring around my penis...



Thank god it was lip stick

[TestMangler]

You also don't want to hear him say, "You only have three weeks to live".

Especially if he follows it up with, "And I should have told you a fortnight ago".

[norrahe]

+ I can balance a bowl of spaghetti on my lap while flying a Tornado.

[Zippy]

I can feel the wave of sympathy directed towards my plight.

Oh all right, I'll do the decent thing. Hope all goes well and your 'best friend' ends up on top form.

[norrahe]

Oh all right, I'll do the decent thing. Hope all goes well and your 'best friend' ends up on top form.

Jokes aside WZS

[NotAllThere]

It's a few months away yet. I'm waiting on a couple of project managers to give me their "oh no it's going live, we need NATs support or we'll all die a horrible lingering death" dates. Then I can get it scheduled.