Everyone's doing it....

[Clippy]

Oi! Aren't you forgetting the first rule of **** club?

Let your mum put her teeth in first?

[Mason Boyne]

Let your mum put her teeth in first?

Hey, whatever turns you on. If the element of danger gives you a thrill, go for it.

[TestMangler]

Hey, whatever turns you on. If the element of danger gives you a thrill, go for it.

I was doing this married bird in her kitchen last week. We heard a key turning and a door opening so she screamed, "Quick, use the back door". I really should have legged it, but you don't get an offer like that every day.

[Mason Boyne]

I was doing this married bird in her kitchen last week. We heard a key turning and a door opening so she screamed, "Quick, use the back door". I really should have legged it, but you don't get an offer like that every day.

Now that is funny!

Do you fancy giving SB a few lessons?

[shaunbhoy]

Now that is funny!

Do you fancy giving SB a few lessons?

Just because it is rudimentary enough for your limited intellect to unravel, does not in itself bestow it with much by way of humourous credentials. At least for the rest of us.
Still, one mustn't expect too much of you. Just another loser bussed in on the dullard express!

[Mason Boyne]

Just because it is rudimentary enough for your limited intellect to unravel, does not in itself bestow it with much by way of humourous credentials. At least for the rest of us.
Still, one mustn't expect too much of you. Just another loser bussed in on the dullard express!

Do you know how you can tell that it was genuinely funny?

He didn't have to putting a laughing smile on it to inform us where the punchline was.

[d000hg]

Just because it is rudimentary enough for your limited intellect to unravel, does not in itself bestow it with much by way of humourous credentials. At least for the rest of us.
Still, one mustn't expect too much of you. Just another loser bussed in on the dullard express!

Very defensive SB. Did you want someone to explain it to you?

[Old Greg]

Do you know how you can tell that it was genuinely funny?

He didn't have to putting a laughing smile on it to inform us where the punchline was.

FTFY

[MarillionFan]

I would like to apologise to the board for making out that MP is a little slutty. Apologies.

[Mason Boyne]

I would like to apologise to the board for making out that MP is a little slutty. Apologies.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why MarillionFan is single, not because he's a fat, drug taking alcoholic fantasist but because he just doesn't know when to stop.