Wayne Rooney's new hair

**Pondlife** · 6 June 2011, 12:55

I'm sure 50 year old prostitutes won't change him nearly as much in the future.

**TimberWolf** · 6 June 2011, 12:58

He's presumably got a big dome shaped bald patch somewhere else now?

**mudskipper** · 6 June 2011, 13:37

Hair transplant? How's that work then?

**doodab** · 6 June 2011, 14:24

It would have been awfully funny if he had taken out an injunction to stop people mentioning it.

It will be even funnier if he ends up with a head covered in ginger pubes.

**Doggy Styles** · 6 June 2011, 14:43

Originally posted by doodab View Post

It will be even funnier if he ends up with a head covered in ginger pubes.

Was Chris Evans the hair donor?

**cailin maith** · 6 June 2011, 14:46

He's posted a pic of it on twitter....

Oh My God.... why would anyone do that to themselves?!

**Churchill** · 6 June 2011, 14:56

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

He's posted a pic of it on twitter....

Oh My God.... why would anyone do that to themselves?!

What? Follow Rooney on Twitter? Because there's a lot of sad people out there.

**cailin maith** · 6 June 2011, 14:57

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What? Follow Rooney on Twitter? Because there's a lot of sad people out there.

I don't follow him

it was retweeted by 5Live.

**Churchill** · 6 June 2011, 14:58

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I don't follow him

it was retweeted by 5Live.

There are far too many "e"s in that word for it to be real.

Wayne Rooney's new hair