Wayne Rooney's new hair

[gingerjedi]

Do you mean normal (sensible) women or gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?

The later, he'd be a virgin if he didn't have money.

[cailin maith]

The later, he'd be a virgin if he didn't have money.

True enough

[AtW]

gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?

Gold diggers are the wifes dear, those slags you are referring to are contractors ...

[Pondlife]

Gold diggers are the wifes dear, those slags you are referring to are contractors ...

Looks like someone's sofa is destined to only ever have one cushion used.

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

[wobbegong]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

Totally agree Tony, but as another poster said, what will he do when his 'real hair' recedes away from the patch?

IMHO, seeing as he shaves his head anyway, I think he'd have been better off going down the tattoo route.

[cailin maith]

Looks like someone's sofa is destined to only ever have one cushion used.

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

WHS

[AtW]

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

I am planning to get one of those, will even wait million years for delivery

[darmstadt]

I am planning to get one of those, will even wait million years for delivery

You probably won't have to wait that long as they use proper computers there, i.e. IBM mainframes and not computers designed for playing games on