Reply to: Wayne Rooney's new hair

[darmstadt]

I am planning to get one of those, will even wait million years for delivery

You probably won't have to wait that long as they use proper computers there, i.e. IBM mainframes and not computers designed for playing games on

[AtW]

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

I am planning to get one of those, will even wait million years for delivery

[cailin maith]

Looks like someone's sofa is destined to only ever have one cushion used.

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

WHS

[wobbegong]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

Totally agree Tony, but as another poster said, what will he do when his 'real hair' recedes away from the patch?

IMHO, seeing as he shaves his head anyway, I think he'd have been better off going down the tattoo route.

[Pondlife]

Gold diggers are the wifes dear, those slags you are referring to are contractors ...

Looks like someone's sofa is destined to only ever have one cushion used.

Should have bought yourself a lazyboy instead.

[AtW]

gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?

Gold diggers are the wifes dear, those slags you are referring to are contractors ...

[cailin maith]

The later, he'd be a virgin if he didn't have money.

True enough

[gingerjedi]

Do you mean normal (sensible) women or gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?

The later, he'd be a virgin if he didn't have money.

[cailin maith]

Will women find the multi-millionaire more attractive now he has hair?

Do you mean normal (sensible) women or gold-digging slags who don't mind shagging a married man?

[gingerjedi]

Will women find the multi-millionaire more attractive now he has hair?

[BoredBloke]

Why didn't he just hide it, so that no one would ever know:



Can't say I think Rooney's new look is better than a bald look, but we'll have to see what it looks like once the pubes have grown.

He'll look like your typical curly permed scoucer if they have used them hairs!

[TimberWolf]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

Why didn't he just hide it, so that no one would ever know:



Can't say I think Rooney's new look is better than a bald look, but we'll have to see what it looks like once the pubes have grown.

[BoredBloke]

I don't see what the issue is with Rooney having this done. He's a young lad with a truckload of cash. It's his choice if he wants to get this done. I know if I were his age and going bald and has the amount of cash he's got, I'd probably look at getting something done.

[TykeMerc]

Name change required to Igor, it suits the brain transplant scars on his scalp.

[TimberWolf]

I thought they had some good hair restorers these days.

Yep, they come with a free pair of boobs.