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Have you made peace with god (or the Mods depending on your faith)

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    #41
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Well all of us "unbelievers" are still here, but has anyone seen d000hg today?

    'fraid so me old mucker. Must have been the wrong kind of rapture.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #42
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      So what's his excuse going to be for all the fundies not getting raptured ?
      No excuse required. Camping doesn't really represent mainstream Christianity. Or, indeed, much of non-mainstream Christianity. Most Christians are aware that Jesus apparently said "No one knows when I'm coming back except the father, and he isn't telling". (Rough paraphrase).
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #43
        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        What is so sad about this BS is that my father really believed it.

        "Accept Jesus into your life and you will see your mother again"

        Eff that. Getting nagged and criticised to death isn't my idea of decent life, let alone heaven.
        Jim Jeffries has a great take on that.

        "Hello Nan, hello Grandad, hello Uncle who used to touch me. How did you get up here? Oh, that's right, you used to work for the Church...."

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          #44
          Where did the 6pm come from? Finding a way to make a certain date fit can't be hard but why 6pm and where did the rolling timezone-based thing come from?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #45
            I think it was to cope with recent scientific evidence that the world is not, in fact, flat. It was a surprise to me, I can tell you. Especially living near the alps.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #46
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Where did the 6pm come from?
              Probably the time that his bank stopped processing BACS transfers.
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #47
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Probably the time that his bank stopped processing BACS transfers.
                My theory is that being a Yank, he didn't consider time zones, and had to invent a new version once somebody pointed them out.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #48
                  You would not think a former civil engineer would be so irrational but I read a while back (can't be bovvered to find it) that engineers are actually over represented among religious nuts, apparently they seek certainty and order in life and are thus inclined to fundamentalism.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                    My theory is that being a Yank, he didn't consider time zones, and had to invent a new version once somebody pointed them out.
                    Americans are more used to timezones than Brits, considering their country crosses several of them and ours doesn't.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      You would not think a former civil engineer would be so irrational but I read a while back (can't be bovvered to find it) that engineers are actually over represented among religious nuts, apparently they seek certainty and order in life and are thus inclined to fundamentalism.
                      My physics teacher at skool said the same about the leading physicists of the day. Well, except he was more polite and called them Christian believers instead of religious nutters.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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