Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Moi? Actually we did have a few last night ass I came home early and we went to the pub to watch Borussia Mönchengladbach vs. Bochum and got a bit carried away. Back off to the pub to sit outside in glorious sunshine in my leopard skin thong very shortly
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I suspect it was films that taught him about the ball sucking in the first place...Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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How does that work? MG haven't been any use for about 30 years or more!!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMoi? Actually we did have a few last night ass I came home early and we went to the pub to watch Borussia Mönchengladbach vs. Bochum and got a bit carried away. Back off to the pub to sit outside in glorious sunshine in my leopard skin thong very shortly
Or are you a Bochum fan?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Mrs EO - 'I love you'
EO - 'That is so sweet my darling, but you dont need words when it is so obvious in your every tender and loving action'
'Any chance I can have a handful of yer pubes to sellotape around this vagina sized 'ole that I have just cut into this pillow?'
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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You need to be more explicit
...about what you mean.I'm alright JackComment
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Do you shave them?
I imagine a gob full of hairy bollocks is quite unpleasant.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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oh indeedOriginally posted by doodab View Post
Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Are you speaking from experience?Originally posted by Halo Jones View Postoh indeedmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Apart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank
I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you
Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning itDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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