Reply to: I love you

[amcdonald]

I dunno why, but I always assumed you were a girl!

That's the internet for you

[Halo Jones]

I dunno why, but I always assumed you were a girl!

WSMS

[RichardCranium]

When your wife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear

It might be one of these:

• "You know how you said I shouldn't go overdrawn because it causes bank charges? Well..."
• Cancel the milkman. And the window cleaner.
• The HRT is working.
• The HRT is not working.
• She's asleep and dreaming of the love of her life (not realising you are there).
• She's got into amdram and is rehearsing her lines.
• She's checking to see if you inadvertently mention your girlfriend's name when you reply.
• She wants a frock that will cost more than your last car.
• She's pregnant. Again.
• She's bent her car.
• She's bent your car.
• She's 'loaned' your new, custom-built, games rig to her waste-of-space little brother to take to college for him "to do his essays on".
• The posh neighbour has told the street her husband has booked an expensive cruise.
• Her mother's coming to stay.
• Yesterday was your wedding anniversary / her birthday. You are about to be emasculated.
• You are about to discover the joys of redecorating.
• Apparently the kitchen needs 'a refresh' (i.e. you're going to need to be on another £50 per day).
• The batteries were flat, there were none spare in the house and you got home early.

[SimonMac]

Apart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank

I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you

Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning it

I dunno why, but I always assumed you were a girl!

[MaryPoppins]

Apart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank

I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you

Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning it

Aaah.

[Old Greg]

Apart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank

I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you

Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning it

That is the most tragic thing I have read in a long time. I was about to shed a tear, but then I remembered that I think we hold differing views on the Israel / Palestine question. Damn this bloody war. Must we always fight each other? I remember before the war many happy days in your Oxford eating the fish and chips and drinking tea. Perhaps one day we can all be friends again. We are maybe not so different.

[amcdonald]

Apart from my first gf I don't think anyones loved me, they either just wanted a shag at the time or saw me as a potential money bank

I'm especially suspicious of women saying they love you when they hardly know you

Perhaps I've just got cynical, but I feels it too easy for someone to say "I love you" without meaning it

[Old Greg]

It always works when I say it to your missus :shurg:

+1

[eek]

oh indeed

Are you speaking from experience?

[Halo Jones]

Do you shave them?

I imagine a gob full of hairy bollocks is quite unpleasant.

oh indeed

[doodab]

Do you shave them?

I imagine a gob full of hairy bollocks is quite unpleasant.

[BlasterBates]

You need to be more explicit





...about what you mean.

[EternalOptimist]

Mrs EO - 'I love you'

EO - 'That is so sweet my darling, but you dont need words when it is so obvious in your every tender and loving action'


'Any chance I can have a handful of yer pubes to sellotape around this vagina sized 'ole that I have just cut into this pillow?'

[shaunbhoy]

Moi? Actually we did have a few last night ass I came home early and we went to the pub to watch Borussia Mönchengladbach vs. Bochum and got a bit carried away. Back off to the pub to sit outside in glorious sunshine in my leopard skin thong very shortly

How does that work? MG haven't been any use for about 30 years or more!!
Or are you a Bochum fan?

[doodab]

If films have taught us nothing, the correct answer is: "Ditto" rather than, "So you should, I am awesome"

I suspect it was films that taught him about the ball sucking in the first place...