When your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me 
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You were not romantic enough. The correct words areOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostWhen your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
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Are you drinking again darmstadt ?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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The correct response to that trick statement is to leave a considerable silence and then say "me too"."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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It always works when I say it to your missus :shurg:Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhen your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing meOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Amateur hour.
The correct response is to say "Really?" with complete disbelief in your voice. This will result in either a) your originally desired outcome or b) a lengthy discussion about 'feelings' and you not understanding her as a woman, followed by you adopting your usual sofa and blanket sleeping arrangement.
I made sure I bought decent sofas
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- Thanks
- Cool
- <silence>
- <squeeze boob>
- <fart>
None of these have worked for me.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Simple
"I love you"
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If films have taught us nothing, the correct answer is: "Ditto" rather than, "So you should, I am awesome"Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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