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When your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
When your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
You were not romantic enough. The correct words are
When your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
It always works when I say it to your missus :shurg:
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.
The correct response is to say "Really?" with complete disbelief in your voice. This will result in either a) your originally desired outcome or b) a lengthy discussion about 'feelings' and you not understanding her as a woman, followed by you adopting your usual sofa and blanket sleeping arrangement.
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