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FFS someone point this out, I need to see their faces!!!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Am loving the 'errr yeah...Columbus was British. Right?!"
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Welcome to MyPy
Don't know if vaginal slang is the same in England as up here, but that would have the punters rolling in the aisles
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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JusticeScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I am disappointed no one (at the presentation) has picked up on the caracas thingPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Suralan has though.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI am disappointed no one (at the presentation) has picked up on the caracas thing
Natasha to go???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Could be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSuralan has though.
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I like the pretty girl with the nice eyes and teeth, no idea what her name is. MyPye girl.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostCould be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No idea who's going.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostCould be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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JiiiimmmmmboooooOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo idea who's going.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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