The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

[Spacecadet]

Amskin ?

Sugar Soap ?

AMSlap

[DimPrawn]

DimPrawn: "Here's my business plan, Lord Sugar, simple, very little effort, no employees, foolproof, the govt guarentee success"
Suralan: "It says, you take £250K investment and make £1M in year one, £15M in year two and £500bn in year five! WTF are you talking about, no investment can make that sort of money, cloud cuckoo-land."
DimPrawn:






Your hired!

[sasguru]

DimPrawn: "Here's my business plan, Lord Sugar, simple, very little effort, no employees, foolproof, the govt guarentee success"
Suralan: "It says, you take £250K investment and make £1M in year one, £15M in year two and £500bn in year five! WTF are you talking about, no investment can make that sort of money, cloud cuckoo-land."
DimPrawn:






Your hired!

Nurse!! You've forgotten his meds again.

[Doggy Styles]

DimPrawn: "Here's my business plan, Lord Sugar, simple, very little effort, no employees, foolproof, the govt guarentee success"
Suralan: "It says, you take £250K investment and make £1M in year one, £15M in year two and £500bn in year five! WTF are you talking about, no investment can make that sort of money, cloud cuckoo-land."
DimPrawn:






Your hired Gordon!

[Spacecadet]

Go Helen:

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot ? The Register

The runner-up of Beeb reality biz game show The Apprentice, Helen Milligan, was overlooked by Lord Shuggie for his £250,000 business investment but she has secured a hefty promotion at bakery chain Greggs.

[Jog On]

Go Helen:

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot ? The Register

I look forward to sampling some highly efficient pies

[Spacecadet]

I look forward to sampling some highly efficient pies

I wonder if Greggs will start a posh pie chain called YourPie or something similar

[Doggy Styles]

Go Helen:

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot ? The Register

ISTR Sugar told them they'd be mugs not to during the 'You're Hired' program.

She's no entrepreneur, but she's very competent and organised.

[MarillionFan]

[JamJarST]

Go Helen:

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot ? The Register

And presumably she will work even harder than before I thought she was a very sad individual who had complteley mixed up what life is all about.