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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Isn't Caracas in Venezuela(sic)???
    FFS someone point this out, I need to see their faces!!!
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      Am loving the 'errr yeah...Columbus was British. Right?!"

      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        Welcome to MyPy

        Don't know if vaginal slang is the same in England as up here, but that would have the punters rolling in the aisles
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          Justice
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            I am disappointed no one (at the presentation) has picked up on the caracas thing
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I am disappointed no one (at the presentation) has picked up on the caracas thing
              Suralan has though.

              Natasha to go???
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Suralan has though.

                Natasha to go???
                Could be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.

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                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Could be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.
                  I like the pretty girl with the nice eyes and teeth, no idea what her name is. MyPye girl.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Could be any of 'em. Girls ganging up on Jim.
                    No idea who's going.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      No idea who's going.
                      Jiiiimmmmmbooooo
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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