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    #51
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I avoid the shops nowadays: whenever I enter one they assume I am buying for someone else, at this point I mention the 25k point high elf army I have & they give me the “OMG a Girrrrl” look
    So now I get all my minis on line & play (smutty responses alert) with other peeps my own physical age as I never did grow up
    Oh get her! High Elves.

    Wood Elf army with a contingent of halfling archers thrown in and some Sea Elves for good measure. Nothing like saying 'I'll take 100 shots at'
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #52
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      I applied for a job at GW way back in my youth but was informed that they do not have female shop staff as it may distract the predominantly male customers, it is amusing that this is the most sexist comment directed at me even after 13years in construction
      Well if they start lusting after women, they might stop being geeky losers and bang goes their profits
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #53
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        Well if they start lusting after women, they might stop being geeky losers and bang goes their profits
        Or the other 50% of the population may start to play & boom goes their profits

        & you can still be a lusty geek, can you not BGG?
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #54
          Brilliant MF - classic career trajectory for many on here I think !!

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            #55
            Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
            Galvanised!!!!
            Platinum!!!
            Venture!!!


            VENTURE!!!

            Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

            Aaaagggggggggggggghhh LOGIC!!

            At least it wasn't Ability
            Compared with past names like Synergy I think those are pretty un-crap.

            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I popped into the branch I managed 20 years ago at the weekend. The manager pounced on me and was surrounded my geeky, spotty 12 year olds.

            Do you still play? he asked.
            No. I grew up. I replied!

            I was fired from GW for suggesting they stock other figures as well as their own. Oh how naive I was.
            Language warning!




            That black HR chick was the worst IMO. Looked like Liz out of Teachers too.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #56
              Off we go again..............
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #57
                Back again!!

                Girls lose this time think
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #58
                  OMG The girls won!!
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Back again!!

                    Girls lose this time think
                    eekeek
                    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                      #60
                      Insipid VS Obnoxious.

                      Who'd have thought it?
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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