The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

[Wodewick]

Dara is ripping him to bits.......... Good innit?

[MarillionFan]

Nooooooooo "The Brand" was the biggest dick! - Shirley?

Fook you. "The Brand" is a star and worth ten of you, you one trick pony!

[MarillionFan]

Well that was all predictable wasn't it.

Look at the end of the day, I should be up there. Look at my credentials

1) Retail Manager at 18. Youngest in Games Workshop
2) University Degree and Rocket Scientist at 23
3) Account Manager at 24, managing £2million per year
4) Contractor at 27 earning 100k per year
5) Three houses worth £750k at 29
5) £500k per year retail business at 32
6) Worldwide leader at 35
7) Kids at 36
8) Give up jobs, sold houses and reduce business by 38
9) More kids, sponged off by the wife and bigger mortgage at 39
10) Back contracting at 40
11) Fat, balding, out of shape, wife and kids with their hands out every second of the day and no business by 41

Take a punt on me Sir Allan! Me me me!!!!

[AtW]

Well that was all predictable wasn't it.

Look at the end of the day, I should be up there. Look at my credentials

1) Retail Manager at 18. Youngest in Games Workshop
2) University Degree and Rocket Scientist at 23
3) Account Manager at 24, managing £2million per year
4) Contractor at 27 earning 100k per year
5) Three houses worth £750k at 29
5) £500k per year retail business at 32
6) Worldwide leader at 35
7) Kids at 36
8) Give up jobs, sold houses and reduce business by 38
9) More kids, sponged off by the wife and bigger mortgage at 39
10) Back contracting at 40
11) Fat, balding, out of shape, wife and kids with their hands out every second of the day and no business by 41

Take a punt on me Sir Allan! Me me me!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Fook you. "The Brand" is a star and worth ten of you, you one trick pony!

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Just for you Wodders.

[Wodewick]

Well that was all predictable wasn't it.

Look at the end of the day, I should be up there. Look at my credentials

I am more of a twunt than any of them!

Take a punt on me Sir Allan! Me me me!!!!

FTFY

[Scrag Meister]

Male PM is a twunt...

Well done Cojak, prompt call early in the program and 100% correct.

[Halo Jones]

1) Retail Manager at 18. Youngest in Games Workshop

I applied for a job at GW way back in my youth but was informed that they do not have female shop staff as it may distract the predominantly male customers, it is amusing that this is the most sexist comment directed at me even after 13years in construction

[MarillionFan]

I applied for a job at GW way back in my youth but was informed that they do not have female shop staff as it may distract the predominantly male customers, it is amusing that this is the most sexist comment directed at me even after 13years in construction

I popped into the branch I managed 20 years ago at the weekend. The manager pounced on me and was surrounded my geeky, spotty 12 year olds.

Do you still play? he asked.
No. I grew up. I replied!

I was fired from GW for suggesting they stock other figures as well as their own. Oh how naive I was.

[Halo Jones]

I avoid the shops nowadays: whenever I enter one they assume I am buying for someone else, at this point I mention the 25k point high elf army I have & they give me the “OMG a Girrrrl” look
So now I get all my minis on line & play (smutty responses alert) with other peeps my own physical age as I never did grow up