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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread
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Hurrah!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Nice rack on
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Don't think I could watch another series without throwing the expensive Swarovski paperweight through the 50 inch in the cinema room.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostNice rack on
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Hasn't the last series only just finished?!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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MELODY HOSSAINI, 26
JOB: Founder & Director – Global Youth Consultancy Business
FROM: Midlands
She speaks five languages, has worked with 12 Nobel peace prize winners and was trained on climate change by Al Gore.
SHE SAYS: 'Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.'
She will be annoying.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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How the hell do you buy a house at 12 years old? I thought you wern't old enough to sign the legal documentation?
What is with all the women in the first picture as well. Looks like every single one of them has been sucking limes before the photo. Most of the guys look fairly laid back but the women look like they would kick you in the nuts before shaking your hand.
Not a huge fan of the apprentice but all the attitude in that photo puts me off before I have even read the guff below... I mean...
SHE SAYS: 'I’m like a really fine tuned switch. If I need to turn it down then I turn it down. If I need to turn it up then I turn it up.''CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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