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Yep, Natasha missed the point completely"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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FTFYOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostMelody is a nob.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Plus she looks like she was born with her face on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Yes Melody, he should fire you."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Melody's following Tom's strategy.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostPlus she looks like she was born with her face on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostPlus she looks like she was born with her face on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat
I am going to aim to use that in conversation this weekPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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SACK MELODY!
Please. Please.
Oh and Karen hates you."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Did she set up the UN?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Yes.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostDid she set up the UN?
Don't you know.
(He wants to sack Tom)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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