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Friday 13th April 2029
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You get a birthday card from the queen?
Originally posted by DimPrawnIs important because.......
It's the date of the second coming?
New Wembley is opened?
Nostrodamus said so?
Oh go on, I love riddles.Why not? -
we are all doomed, doomed I tell ya.
clue. Earth Asteroid proximity.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Its my next pay rise.Originally posted by DimPrawnIs important because.......
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Wrong.
According to NASA, anyway.
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2...mn4.htm?friend
So, looks like we'll get our timesheets signed for that week after all.
Mordy in "Always thinking like a contractor" ModeHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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The white bar on the trajectory is the uncertainty in the trajectory as it approaches earth.
I'm glad you have such faith in the measurements and calculations.Comment
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Feck it, I'll be (very rapidly) approaching 60 anyway. If it's a Friday, I'll make sure I'm in the pub when it happens. Just time to order a large Jamesons and a legover with the barmaid with the almighty jugs - assuming she's still there - mind you she'll be 50-odd herself, so perhaps not.
Must remember to put my timesheet in on the Thursday though...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Not the second coming, that's in about 2016 according to the religious nuts, sorry I meant to say, the devout.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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So if the second coming is 2016
Originally posted by xoggothNot the second coming, that's in about 2016 according to the religious nuts, sorry I meant to say, the devout.
then presumably the foreplay started about 1958(ish)?Why not?Comment
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