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Mordac replied

17 March 2006, 10:25
Originally posted by janey

and what exactly are you implying?!

Ahhh
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Captain Jack replied

17 March 2006, 08:56
Originally posted by Scaroth of the Jagaroth

Call yourselves Doctor Who villains? Pah!

Anyone interested in a genuine Mona Lisa?

Hey, Scaroth, you look cute. Must be a narcissist's dream to have all those fractured images of yourself to look at.
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janey replied

17 March 2006, 08:46
Originally posted by Mordac

If the uniform fits...

and what exactly are you implying?!
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Scaroth of the Jagaroth replied

17 March 2006, 08:28
Originally posted by Gold Dalek

They also said we could not climb stairs...

Call yourselves Doctor Who villains? Pah!

Anyone interested in a genuine Mona Lisa?
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Gold Dalek replied

17 March 2006, 08:26
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

A dalek, asking?
You are an impostor and I claim my 5 intergalactic credits.

They also said we could not climb stairs...
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The Master replied

17 March 2006, 07:35
Originally posted by zeitghost

Oh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.

Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?

I fear that Sausagejockey would not know what to do with a woman so I have tried to make it easy for him.
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zeitghost replied

16 March 2006, 22:58
Oh Great Leader, that was cruel, even by your standards.

Couldn't you have made it the first CyberWoman?
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The Master replied

16 March 2006, 22:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

Hipnotise him, Oh Great Leader.

Then make him eat his own leg.

Consider it done, trusty minion. I have also implanted a post-hypnotic suggestion that will cause him to throw himself under the first Cyberman that he sees.
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Mordac replied

16 March 2006, 17:56
Originally posted by DaveB

Janey, I think this one is for you......

If the uniform fits...
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DaveB replied

16 March 2006, 17:55
Originally posted by Mordac

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janey, I think this one is for you......
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Mordac replied

16 March 2006, 17:52
Originally posted by The Master

Thank you, DaveB. You will be spared come the invasion and can rule over the Earth with Zeitghost as my faithful followers.

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Churchill replied

16 March 2006, 16:36
Originally posted by zeitghost

Careful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...

Look into my eyes, not around around the eyes, into the eyes, right, you're under.

You will not, I repeat NOT eat the cute little doggy as he wouldn't taste very nice. You will instead order a deep fried(grey) squirrel as they're much tastier.

<snap>
Right, you're back.
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zeitghost replied

16 March 2006, 16:23
Careful, doggy, I'm feeling a bit peckish...
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Churchill replied

16 March 2006, 16:22
Originally posted by zeitghost

Hipnotise him, Oh Great Leader.

Then make him eat his own leg.

Hypnotise
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zeitghost replied

16 March 2006, 16:20
Hipnotise him, Oh Great Leader.

Then make him eat his own leg.
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