Originally posted by DimPrawn
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Friday 13th April 2029
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Don't forget that there are 3 spatial dimensions however, so the area of uncertainty is actually rather larger (x Pi) than your 2D diagram suggests.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I'll either be retired, working wishing I'd retired at 65, dead, or wishing I'm dead by then...
<sing> Always look on the bright side of life.. de dum de dumComment
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And who the **** are you? Piss off back to the loony bin and take your medication this time sonny.
Mordy in "'ave some of that" Mode
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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It's not my fault. You just can't get the Ogrons these days.Originally posted by AntmanHe is known as the master and he should try harderComment
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Ignore them, Oh Great Leader, these intellectual pygmies don't appreciate your vast genius...Originally posted by The MasterIt's not my fault. You just can't get the Ogrons these days.Comment
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But we do appreciate his entertainment valueOriginally posted by zeitghostIgnore them, Oh Great Leader, these intellectual pygmies don't appreciate your vast genius...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Thank you, DaveB. You will be spared come the invasion and can rule over the Earth with Zeitghost as my faithful followers.Originally posted by DaveBBut we do appreciate his entertainment value
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