I have just ordered a new car

[DodgyAgent]

I have just ordered a brand new Nissan Juke (Nissan cars, vans, fleet and services) which I am terribly excited about. It arrives next month and guess what? THERE is AN OWNERS CLUB yipeeeee. So I have joined and I am looking forward to engaging with my new friends at the forum. here is one of the postings:




Hello everyone . Just took delivery on Saturday of our Artic White Accenta Premium 1.6 5spd man. And love it to bits. Extras so far include mudflaps all round. rear bumper guard and entry guards. Custom floor mats and Bespoke "wine rack" inner mesh shields. I,ve come from a 1990 K10 Micra (which was scrapped today after 7 yrs faithfull service) and before you ask, yes i,m a tech /mot tester for Nissan since 1984 Look forward to some fun with" La Juke" and all of you.


bye bye losers

[AtW]

[Spacecadet]

One of the stupidest looking cars on the market at the moment IMO

[cailin maith]

One of the stupidest looking cars on the market at the moment IMO

WHS

[doodab]

Are you flouncing?

Is that because you're worried someone might point out that you've made a desperately uncool car even less cool by buying one?

[xchaotic]

From what I've gathered it's huge on the outside and tiny inside.
Normally the opposite is considered a benefit???

[DimPrawn]

A white Nissan?



You are a closet white van man.

[russell]

Nissan Joke would have been a more appropriate name.

[SimonMac]

Aren't they a poor mans Quasqai?

[xoggoth]

mudflaps all round. Mmmmmmmmm.