Reply to: I have just ordered a new car

[Sysman]

Mmm maths never was your strong point!!

2011-1990 = 21 :-)

Not had any coffee yet!

that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

[Scrag Meister]

So an 11 year old Micra gets scrapped.

1960s Fords used to last longer than that (not sure about Vauxhalls mind).

Mmm maths never was your strong point!!

2011-1990 = 21 :-)

[Sysman]

I,ve come from a 1990 K10 Micra (which was scrapped today after 7 yrs faithfull service)

So an 11 year old Micra gets scrapped.

1960s Fords used to last longer than that (not sure about Vauxhalls mind).

[Sysman]

I saw one of those Cube things (the one Wilmslow had) on the motorway the other day. It looks like a fridge! It looks just like a fridge on wheels!

There was one for sale outside a garage on my route to work last year.

I couldn't believe that anyone would buy at the asking price.

After several months they took the price sticker off and put a cheap leasing deal on there.

Either some poor mug bought it or they hid it around the back somewhere.

[Scrag Meister]

Test drove the Nissan Murano Diesel at the weekend, lovely car, great spec, but zero driving experience. Even my 1.9TD Grande Punto feels better.

DA, Did you go for the diesel, petrol or the Turbo?

Test drove the petrol for both the Juke and the Qashqai too back along and both felt under-powered. I suppose that is always going to be a problem coming from a 350Z.

[doodab]

Or at least an easter Break

I think I'd rather go to Libya. That is one super dull forum.

[DodgyAgent]

Is this you?

1.6 Acenta in white ordered! - Nissan Juke Owners Forum - Page 1

I'm liking this one:

White, tight...and outta sight !!! - Nissan Juke Owners Forum - Page 1

Perhaps it's time for a holiday?

Or at least an easter Break

[MaryPoppins]

Lord. They are ugly. Mind you, I vaguely recall DA already having a dubious car. A Honda S2000 or something.

I saw one of those Cube things (the one Wilmslow had) on the motorway the other day. It looks like a fridge! It looks just like a fridge on wheels!

[doodab]

Is this you?

1.6 Acenta in white ordered! - Nissan Juke Owners Forum - Page 1

I'm liking this one:

White, tight...and outta sight !!! - Nissan Juke Owners Forum - Page 1

Perhaps it's time for a holiday?

[DodgyAgent]

A friend of mine has made a few adjustments to one of the posts from the Juke owners club forum:

Hello to [both] of my friends . Just took delivery on Saturday (broke down on Sunday) of our Artic White(Grey) Accenta (Italians speak with one of these) Premium (Cheap) 1.6 (they make pencil sharpeners with bigger engines than this)I have a 5spd man (asleep,drowsy,motionless,slow,torpid). And love it to bits. Extras so far include mudflaps (essential in Wimbledon,..... ) all round. rear bumper guard (normally called a rear bumper ....no mention of anything at the front) and entry guards (or as human beings call them doors!!!) . Custom floor mats (ones that fit the car then) and Bespoke (no one else wants these) "wine rack" inner mesh shields (or a fly screen) . I,ve come from a 1990 K10 Micra (name dropper) (which was scrapped today after 7 yrs faithfull service) and before you ask, yes i,m a tech (twat) /mot tester for Nissan since 1984 (that means I’ve tested a lot of huts) Look forward to some fun (the bonnet flying up once i’ve hit 50mph) with" La Juke" (John Wayne???) and all of you. (F*** RIGHT OFF YOU DULL B*******!!!!)

I thought this was funny - Nissan Juke Owners Forum

[DimPrawn]

Consider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.

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Same goes for Viagra.

[lilelvis2000]

Consider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.

I'll stick to my 72 Morris thank you.

[rd409]

No it is me your one and only honest agent

The second best oxymoron after "Microsoft Works".

[DodgyAgent]

Gricer? Is that you?

Humm, could equally be Wilmslow

No it is me your one and only honest agent

[Platypus]

I have just ordered a brand new Nissan Juke, which I am terribly excited about. It arrives next month and guess what? THERE is AN OWNERS CLUB yipeeeee. So I have joined and I am looking forward to engaging with my new friends at the forum.

Gricer? Is that you?

Humm, could equally be Wilmslow