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You should use a decent deodorantOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCoffee's for closersComment
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Use less of it thenOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
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That'll be the Geordie sweat as they put it together in two minutes flat using only their bare hands and a bottle of Nukey Brown.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostComment
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No it is me your one and only honest agentOriginally posted by Platypus View PostGricer? Is that you?
Humm, could equally be Wilmslow
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The second best oxymoron after "Microsoft Works".Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostNo it is me your one and only honest agentComment
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Consider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.
I'll stick to my 72 Morris thank you.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Same goes for Viagra.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostConsider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.
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A friend of mine has made a few adjustments to one of the posts from the Juke owners club forum:
Hello to [both] of my friends . Just took delivery on Saturday (broke down on Sunday) of our Artic White(Grey) Accenta (Italians speak with one of these) Premium (Cheap) 1.6 (they make pencil sharpeners with bigger engines than this)I have a 5spd man (asleep,drowsy,motionless,slow,torpid). And love it to bits. Extras so far include mudflaps (essential in Wimbledon,..... ) all round. rear bumper guard (normally called a rear bumper ....no mention of anything at the front) and entry guards (or as human beings call them doors!!!) . Custom floor mats (ones that fit the car then) and Bespoke (no one else wants these) "wine rack" inner mesh shields (or a fly screen) . I,ve come from a 1990 K10 Micra (name dropper) (which was scrapped today after 7 yrs faithfull service) and before you ask, yes i,m a tech (twat) /mot tester for Nissan since 1984 (that means I’ve tested a lot of huts) Look forward to some fun (the bonnet flying up once i’ve hit 50mph) with" La Juke" (John Wayne???) and all of you. (F*** RIGHT OFF YOU DULL B*******!!!!)
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