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    #71
    Originally posted by sasguru
    Does the frequency of your seeing her breasts follow a Poisson distribution?
    or perhaps poission eh?

    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #72
      Originally posted by janey
      or perhaps poission eh?

      OK you win the award for the geekiest joke of the day. No wonder all the real IT geeks around here like you
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #73
        Originally posted by DaveB
        And it only costs him £50 a time
        Nice to know someone is abreast (ho ho) with the prices in the sex industry. Imagine having to pay for it!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #74
          Originally posted by sasguru
          OK you win the award for the geekiest joke of the day. No wonder all the real IT geeks around here like you
          who was joking?!
          "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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            #75
            Originally posted by janey
            who was joking?!
            Ok you lost me ...
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #76
              Wassa matter? You've gone very quiet Janey
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #77
                Originally posted by sasguru
                Wassa matter? You've gone very quiet Janey
                bored

                (we need a sleeping emoticon)
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by janey
                  bored

                  (we need a sleeping emoticon)
                  We need a LOAD more emoticons. I'll think I'll restart the 'Give us more emoticons campiagn' in the 'test please delete' thread.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Xenophon
                    We need a LOAD more emoticons. I'll think I'll restart the 'Give us more emoticons campiagn' in the 'test please delete' thread.

                    yay!
                    I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by janey
                      yay!
                      I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?
                      What a corking idea!
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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