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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 17:58
Originally posted by janey

ROFL

that is a brilliant idea! totally inspired!

I know who I'll be coming to for fancy dress advice in future!

I prefer the Steptoes dad scarf and bowler hat although the les dawson flat cap and glasses is a nice touch. If you can get a brush with bristles to match your hair colour....... starting to sound a bit obsessive now arent I. Ill get me coat.
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 17:53
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Wouldn't it be easier to flash your nob for real?

You can get arrested for that sort of thing.
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Churchill replied

15 March 2006, 17:51
Originally posted by janey

and you're saying you wouldn't want to look at a pair of boobs?

Look? No, wrap 'em around my c*ck, yes!
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janey replied

15 March 2006, 17:49
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Went to a fancy dress as a flasher once. Flesh coloured leotard and tights, cut legs off jeans and attach to tights in proper place. Long mac. The finishing touch is rediculously effective. 1 large wallpaper pasting brush attached to the proper place handle down (best if handle is light wood and red tipped). If you flash quick enough they are never quite sure what they saw.

ROFL

that is a brilliant idea! totally inspired!

I know who I'll be coming to for fancy dress advice in future!
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DimPrawn replied

15 March 2006, 17:48
Wouldn't it be easier to flash your nob for real?
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 17:37
Originally posted by janey

pmsl, surely not?!

Went to a fancy dress as a flasher once. Flesh coloured leotard and tights, cut legs off jeans and attach to tights in proper place. Long mac. The finishing touch is rediculously effective. 1 large wallpaper pasting brush attached to the proper place handle down (best if handle is light wood and red tipped). If you flash quick enough they are never quite sure what they saw.
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janey replied

15 March 2006, 17:36
Originally posted by Churchill

Penis envy, eh?

and you're saying you wouldn't want to look at a pair of boobs?
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Churchill replied

15 March 2006, 17:33
Originally posted by janey

can we have a willy one too do you think?

Penis envy, eh?
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janey replied

15 March 2006, 17:31
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

In the name of equality, sure, but I feel it would be rather sordid, sort of dirty mac brigade feel to it dont you think?

pmsl, surely not?!
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sasguru replied

15 March 2006, 17:27
Originally posted by janey

can we have a willy one too do you think?

There could be 2 willy icons: The chipolata and the Porkinson's traditional.
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 17:22
Originally posted by janey

can we have a willy one too do you think?

In the name of equality, sure, but I feel it would be rather sordid, sort of dirty mac brigade feel to it dont you think?
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AlfredJPruffock replied

15 March 2006, 17:18
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janey replied

15 March 2006, 17:17
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

What a corking idea!

can we have a willy one too do you think?
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 17:04
Originally posted by janey

yay!
I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?

What a corking idea!
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janey replied

15 March 2006, 16:49
Originally posted by Xenophon

We need a LOAD more emoticons. I'll think I'll restart the 'Give us more emoticons campiagn' in the 'test please delete' thread.

yay!
I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?
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