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Is this a load of middle class toss?
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I had 25 16/17 year olds round for a bbq last weekend for my daughters 16th.
Iceland BBQ chicken, Tesco burgers and sausages, bread rolls, chopped onion, potato wedges, various relishes, mixed Mr Kiplings cakes, Tesco fizz.
But the most important thing
BANGING TUNES AND SOMEWHERE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF.









£55.
Hearing MF's dilemna priceless.
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Can I come to her 17th. I'll bring my own puppy and sweets.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostI had 25 16/17 year olds round for a bbq last weekend for my daughters 16th.
Iceland BBQ chicken, Tesco burgers and sausages, bread rolls, chopped onion, potato wedges, various relishes, mixed Mr Kiplings cakes, Tesco fizz.
But the most important thing
BANGING TUNES AND SOMEWHERE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF.









£55.
Hearing MF's dilemna priceless.

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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So you'll not be bragging on here about how much money you have again, then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDaughter is 5 next month. The wife(who doesn't work but think's that money is something that the cash point fairy just conjours up) has booked the local church hall.
4 hours at £15 per hour. OK. Sorted with that.
And hired a bouncy castle. £60. Fine with that
And booked a children entertainer and magician. £200 for two hours. WTF! £100 PER HOUR!!
And paid caterers to do the food £120!!!! WTF £120 for the a childrens ******* party!
£440 for a four hour childrens party!!! WTF!!!!
Is this excessive? She thinks that's what it should cost!
Or is that really what you're doing now?
Your wife doesn't work? What do you think she's doing all day looking after you and the kids?
Get a life, you sad bastard.
As an addition to the above. Do you think it's acceptable to insinuate that another poster on this forum is a prostitute?Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by Scrag Meister View PostI had 25 16/17 year olds round for a bbq last weekend for my daughters 16th.
Iceland BBQ chicken, Tesco burgers and sausages, bread rolls, chopped onion, potato wedges, various relishes, mixed Mr Kiplings cakes, Tesco fizz.
But the most important thing
PERVING AT A BUNCH OF BARELY LEGAL UNDERDRESSED SCHOOLGIRLS













£55.
Hearing MF's dilemna priceless.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Well done Churchill. You managed to string together a number of sentences to make a post. I assume CM is posting for you today.Originally posted by Churchill View PostSo you'll not be bragging on here about how much money you have again, then?
Or is that really what you're doing now?
Your wife doesn't work? What do you think she's doing all day looking after you and the kids?
Get a life, you sad bastard.
As an addition to the above. Do you think it's acceptable to insinuate that another poster on this forum is a prostitute?
Alternatively you can **** off you boring non value adding twat. Oh that's rounded up btw.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There you have it folks from his own mouth, he's a prowling sex-pest.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan I come to her 17th. I'll bring my own puppy and sweets.



Thanks d000hg!
Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Why dont you entertain them then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDaughter is 5 next month. The wife(who doesn't work but think's that money is something that the cash point fairy just conjours up) has booked the local church hall.
4 hours at £15 per hour. OK. Sorted with that.
And hired a bouncy castle. £60. Fine with that
And booked a children entertainer and magician. £200 for two hours. WTF! £100 PER HOUR!!
And paid caterers to do the food £120!!!! WTF £120 for the a childrens ******* party!
£440 for a four hour childrens party!!! WTF!!!!
Is this excessive? She thinks that's what it should cost!
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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In fairness, I started that one myselfOriginally posted by Churchill View PostSo you'll not be bragging on here about how much money you have again, then?
Or is that really what you're doing now?
Your wife doesn't work? What do you think she's doing all day looking after you and the kids?
Get a life, you sad bastard.
As an addition to the above. Do you think it's acceptable to insinuate that another poster on this forum is a prostitute?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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What's the rate like? Can I choose who you use when exercising your right of substitution?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIn fairness, I started that one myself
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