Battered - Choice of spirit

[DaveB]

Sambuca

I still have splashes of Sambuca puke stain on my Burberry handbag. Gutted.

Chavyyy laddyyyy

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

ftfy

Prawn Sandwich.

Who is the avatar? Ronnie Cray as a baby?

[suityou01]

I vaguely recall getting smashed on banana cocktails in Ibiza with my father in law. The following day I awoke to the tiled floor of my apartment swimming in yellow stale banana sick, with all of the towels from the bathroom drunkenly swept across the floor in an attempt to clean up at 4am.

Head thumping, smell overpouring. Then a knock at the door from the inlaws and my fiancee at the time (now incredibly SY02). The wretching looks on their poor faces as the smell and realisation hit them.

Can't even do banana milkshakes now.

[d000hg]

My wife can't drink American Cream Soda.

[Old Greg]

My wife can't drink American Cream Soda.

Then don't ever again let MF near your Soda Stream.

[Pogle]

Żubrówka is the only spirit I'll drink these days.
It tastes lovely with ice and tonic.

[norrahe]

Żubrówka is the only spirit I'll drink these days.
It tastes lovely with ice and tonic.

I prefer that one on its own rather than with tonic, it has a unique flavour because of the bison grass.

[cailin maith]

I'd understand if it was a louis vuitton one.

Don't use the LV one much anymore. It's a bit big for a going out bag & they are a little chavvy these days.

[norrahe]

Don't use the LV one much anymore. It's a bit big for a going out bag & they are a little chavvy these days.

I wouldn't be caught dead with anything LV, they've been chavvy for years, that and gucci and burberry.

It's how you spot the essex girls in the city

[PAH]

Can't even do banana milkshakes now.

My only experience of banana alcoholic drinks was one birthday a few years ago when a mate's wife bought me some 'banana shyter' cocktail sized 'shots'. I nearly made it back to their house too, but instead managed to puke up all down the side of the taxi having hung my head out of the window knowing what was about to happen.

On the plus side, my mate made his wife clean up the taxi for buying me those silly drinks while I was simultaneously feeling ill and trying not to laugh my head off.