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    #51
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sambuca

    I still have splashes of Sambuca puke stain on my Mulberry handbag. Gutted.
    Classsyyyy laddyyyy
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #52
      Last time I went back to my old Uni there was still the puke stain* down the wall from my halls of residence window to ground level, approx 10 years after I made it!

      I say stain, it's more a bleaching. No idea if it was the gut acid or whatever they put in Tennents Super that caused it, but it's the only lasting impression I made on the place.

      Must go back someday to see if it's still there.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #53
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          #54
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          The worst thing I've ever swallowed was that stupid green stuff, Absynth (spelt wrong, I bet). I thought my tongue had fallen off, and I just keeled over.
          <gurn />
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #55
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            Last time I went back to my old Uni there was still the puke stain* down the wall from my halls of residence window to ground level, approx 10 years after I made it!

            I say stain, it's more a bleaching. No idea if it was the gut acid or whatever they put in Tennents Super that caused it, but it's the only lasting impression I made on the place.

            Must go back someday to see if it's still there.
            thats impressive Pah. most people go back, and ...zip
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Classsyyyy laddyyyy
              I'd understand if it was a louis vuitton one.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #57
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                £40 voucher for naked wines

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                you on commission

                Keep meaning to try these guys
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  you on commission

                  Keep meaning to try these guys
                  Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

                  Usually I expect some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll pass.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

                    Usually I offer some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll do it for free.
                    ftfy

                    Prawn Sandwich.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Look, I've just effectively given you £40.

                      Usually I expect some sort of degrading sex act for that sort of money, but in your case I'll pass.
                      I would if I were you I really don't want to pass this syphilis onto everyone and the scabies is just a pain, hopefully the meds for gonorrhoea and the plague have kicked in ,so you you should be ok on that, failing that a haz mat suit should work just fine
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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